10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo