10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Why not, when some because there are three.