10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com