10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "No river, no fish."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz