10 Random Poker Quotes

Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
"You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from