10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "No river, no fish."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from