10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."