10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water