10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "No river, no fish."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A