10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22