10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."