10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson