10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.