10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
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