10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth