10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.