10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• if u play for the thrill u are ill