10 Random Poker Quotes

never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
You have to piss with the dick you have
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
"All-in, bitches!!!"
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
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