10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown