10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "No river, no fish."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.