10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it