10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."