10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.