10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Fook the floosh droo!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!