10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!