10 Random Poker Quotes
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- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers