10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fold and live to fold again
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Welcome to kicker school
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986