10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22