10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill