10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery