10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?