10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.