10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.