10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "No river, no fish."