10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."