10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.