10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus