10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack