10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.