10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth