10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."