10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.