10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "No river, no fish."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."