10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword