10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"