10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier