10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it