10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003