10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.