10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks